
Very cute. I wish i had one , if i did i'd throw some cute pink gloves too!
Author: Tplayers
My cousin talks....A LOT! Thing is...she can't pronounce anything so its all baby talk but its adorable. She makes face and hand expressions like anyone would in a grown up mconverstaion. Enjoy
Author: vichita2
(30 NOV )剪指甲都笑一餐
Author: fitrvl
We teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed.
GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merch
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ...
Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com
Link to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ...
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
http://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire
LYRICS:
There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
Author: bungholesurfers
Cute Innocent Baby Animal Sounds
Author: enfield4u
miley: -looks at her- okay -smiles- -cooks sum more-
mandy: so uhh you and my nicholas huh? -giggles- thats cute
miley: oh umm me and nick aren't uhh going out -doesnt turn around-
mandy: oh well thats good because he has a girlfriend already -smiles- -looks at nails-
miley: -stops stirring- -turns around- he...has a girlfriend?
mandy: oh yeah real pretty one too her names umm gosh i forgot...wait...oh yeah.......-says it slow-
selenaaa
miley: -gasps softly- -flashback to when nick and miley were cuddling on the couch- oh thats cool i
guess -turns back to cooking- -closes eyes to stop the tears-
mandy: -smiles evily- yeah i thot he liked you but....
miley: but what? -eyes still closed-
mandy: guess he just needed to....-gets closer to miley's ear- move on -laughs softly-
miley: -lets tears fall- umm i need to uhh -voice breaks- go -runs out the door leaving stuph on counter-
mandy: thats right miley...no one messes with my boys...well cept danielle...shes okay -laughs-
nick: -comes downstairs- hey miles.....wheres miley?
mandy: she left -stares at nails-
nick: why?
mandy: oh umm emergency with uhh a guy i think
nick: what? is...she okay?
mandy: oh yeah she sed over the phone that she will be right there "baby"....then hung up
nick:....baby? who was she talking to?
mandy: well she was talking about her boyfriend while she was stirring the batter -licks sum cookie
batter- and she couldn't stop -smiles-
nick: oh well....she left all her stuph...-sees phone- and her phone? -picks it up- hmm
mandy: oh yeah after she hung up she dropped everything and ran out the door...in tears i think
nick: -looks down- well ill keep this safe if she ever comes back -goes upstairs sulking-
mandy: -smiles evily- strike two for mandy -sings upstairs to mandy- because mandy always knows
-demi's house-
-demi on bed staring at ceiling-
selena: wats wrong demi?
demi: -sighs- looks at selena you think i was too hard on him? i mean he sed he was asleep
selena: well -pauses- i dont know maybe a little hard but.....ugh im confused -sits on bed-
demi: -sits up- i need to apoligize -stands up towards door-
selena: wait -grabs her sleeve- i'll go with you
demi: no sel -pushes her hand- i need to do this alone -pauses- i just dont wanna see you get hurt
again
selena: but i need to explain things to nick
demi: but sel...
selena: please -teary eyed- and if anything gets out of hand i'll just leave -looks down-
demi: -sighs- okay sel you can come -hugs her-
selena: thanks dem -hugs her- best friends stick to each other -smiles-
demi: like glue -laughs- [pretend it was an inside joke from a long time ago]
selena: -laughs- like glue -smiles- lets go
-jonas house-
-doorbell rings-
nick: -runs downstairs to see if it's miley- -opens it- hey...taylor!?
taylor: nick! -hugs him- omg its so good to see you
nick: hey uhh what are you doing here -smiles weakly-
taylor: oh just here to see joe i needed help with a new song i wrote -smiles-
nick: oh yur doing a new album already?
taylor: mhm
nick: ill go get joe then -turns and walks upstairs-
-taylor goes and sits on couch-
-joe comes down smiling-
joe: -sneaks up and covers her eyes- -deep voice- hey there beautiful -tries not to laugh-
taylor: -laughs- joe yur hurting me!
joe: woops sorry -takes hand off her and sits down next to her-
taylor: you have to help me with a song i wrote -takes out papers-
joe: okayy -smiles-
taylor: allright i dotn have a title but ill sing it for you -sings part of fearless-
joe: wow thats amazing taylor
taylor: -blushes- thanks umm so could you help me write it?
joe: of course
-they work on it for an hour and finally take a break-
[demi and selena aren't there cuz they are practicing on what to say to joe and nick]
taylor: this song is gonna be number one whoo! -laughs-
joe: fearless by...joe jonas -laughs-
taylor: -hits him playfully- shut up -giggles-
joe: oh no you didn't -laughs-
taylor: -stands up- i want to see yur room -smiles-
joe: why? -chuckles-
taylor: because i wanna see the real joseph jonas -laughs- -goes to stairs-
joe: thats not such a good idea -smiles-
taylor: right -runs upstairs to his room-
joe: hey wait! -runs after her-
-doorbell rings-
nick: -runs downstairs to see if it's miley again- -opens door- demi?......selena?
demi: hey nick joe home?
nick: yeah uhh upstairs i think but i think he's....
demi: thanks nick -goes to walk upstairs-
-selena waits until nick turns to see her-
selena: -quiet voice- hey nick
nick: -looks down- -low voice- hi
-silence-
selena: mind if we talk for a bit?
nick: -sighs- i guess -leads her in the living room-
-joe's room-
taylor: hmm pretty interesting -giggles-
joe: yepp -smiles-
-they are sitting on the bed staring at each other for a long time-
-they lean in and kiss-
*end of chapter #21
Author: charming3018
Keywords: Baby Learning How To Sit cute child funny learn curve difficult on butt straight small bundle joy nice
Added: December 4, 2008
Keywords: talking kids children baby nonsense cute
Added: December 4, 2008
Keywords: KIN YAT CUTE BABY LAUGHING SMILING FUNNY
Added: December 4, 2008
Keywords: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox hardcore sex education set my friends on fire ismfof matt mihana nabil moo
Added: December 4, 2008
Keywords: Cute Innocent Baby Animal Sounds
Added: December 4, 2008
Keywords: jonas love story
Added: December 4, 2008